Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
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nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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