Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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