They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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