I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
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i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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