I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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