Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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