I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
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guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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