we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
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Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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