Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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