I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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