all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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