Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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