It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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