'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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