It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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