How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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