I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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