dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Drunk walkin through police station. America
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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