Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
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I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
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holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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