Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
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booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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