Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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