Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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