you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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