i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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