two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
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Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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