If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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