we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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