We're like a lot better than the average bears
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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