You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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