Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
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Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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