I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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