Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
