We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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