can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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