I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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