I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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