have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
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officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
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It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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