He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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