She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Sorry about my life...
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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