shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
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I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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