Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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