I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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