Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize