Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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