I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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