Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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