Sry I called you an 8
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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