I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
my sisters under your porch take her home
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
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I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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