Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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