HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
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I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
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