I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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