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wow.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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