i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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