Since when is my name a synonym for head?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Randomize
