He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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