You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I think i got beer on your cat.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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